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{"fact":"The largest breed of cat is the Ragdoll with males weighing in at 1 5 to 20 lbs. The heaviest domestic cat on record was a neutered male tabby named Himmy from Queensland, Australia who weighed 46 lbs. 1 5 oz.","length":209}

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{"fact":"The technical term for a cat\u2019s hairball is a \u201cbezoar.\u201d","length":54}

{"fact":"Statistics indicate that animal lovers in recent years have shown a preference for cats over dogs!","length":98}