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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?","punchline":"They say he made a mint.","id":88}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?","punchline":"He was a good conductor.","id":114}
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