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Off to Philadelphia in the Morning is a 1978 BBC three-part television drama series based on the book of the same name by Jack Jones to a screenplay by Elaine Morgan. It is a fictionalised account of the life of the Welsh composer and academic Joseph Parry.
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Detective Harrison \"Harry\" Morgan is a fictional character in the Showtime television series Dexter and the novels by Jeff Lindsay upon which it is based. In the television series Dexter (2006–2013) he is portrayed by James Remar, also embodying the Dark Passenger of his titular adoptive son, Dexter Morgan. In the prequel series Dexter: Original Sin (2024–25), Morgan is portrayed by Christian Slater.
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