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{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}
{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}
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